Ops, there's been a diet coke incident and I've been banished from daddies office again.
It's not my fault daddy left the door open when he went to the toilet.
It's not my fault I love daddy so much that I wanted to sit on his lap and have a cuddle. He's been working up there all day and I was missing him.
It's not my fault that when daddy said that I could stay if I was good and sat on my chair that I got bored. It is boring there unless I want to go to sleep.
I also don't think it's my fault that in my boredom I decided to go out onto the window ledge to have a look around. I knew what I was doing.
It's definitely not my fault daddy jumped up in panic as I walked a little further out and he knocked his drink all over the place. The noise he made nearly made me jump off. Now that would have been his fault.
He didn't have a go at me but he did put me out on my arse. Damn.
It's not my fault daddy left the door open when he went to the toilet.
It's not my fault I love daddy so much that I wanted to sit on his lap and have a cuddle. He's been working up there all day and I was missing him.
It's not my fault that when daddy said that I could stay if I was good and sat on my chair that I got bored. It is boring there unless I want to go to sleep.
I also don't think it's my fault that in my boredom I decided to go out onto the window ledge to have a look around. I knew what I was doing.
It's definitely not my fault daddy jumped up in panic as I walked a little further out and he knocked his drink all over the place. The noise he made nearly made me jump off. Now that would have been his fault.
He didn't have a go at me but he did put me out on my arse. Damn.
