
The daddies took her for an injection they told me. Shock number 1. I remember what these feel like so I can sympathise with her. Better that then getting ill though so all worth it in the end.
Shock number 2. While she was there daddy said she had a thermometer put up the bum. Enough to shock anyone. Daddy said she looked so surprised. Again much sympathy. Still she was all checked over and given a good report from the doctors. She is 2 pounds and 2 ounces apparently, whatever that is.

I watched the bath escapade from a distance. I'm still not coming too close. I've got my own business to bother about. Still she's resting now in her jumper. Thank you dads for not inflicting dressing up on me. Now this one I can take some pleasure from.